21 Funniest Tweets for Married Mates Who Annoy Each Other

Look, love is a beautiful thing, but let's be real for a second… even the happiest of couples get on each other's nerves from time to time. It is probably proven that spending so much time with one person can drive you up the wall, I just don't feel like searching the internet for a source right now. Because not to be dramatic, but I would bet my LIFE on it.

At first, leaving the toilet seat up is annoying. But later on, it can bring on a wrath that you would not have expected live in your soul. Or dirty socks on the ground. Like… WHY? And how about that TV volume that is always so loud? This leads us finally, to the classical marital argument over dinner… one asks the other what they want, cue eye-roll, a lack of assertiveness from both parties, then both settling on Chinese, cue more complaining over how expensive everything is.

One person is always the neat freak, while the other is messy. One is always sweet, while the other is spicy. It's a universal law, y'all. Opposites attract. That's what these tweets below are all about — the fact that sometimes the only thing that binds you two, is love. Scroll down and check 'em out. For more, here are some classical art memes that will remind you to be grateful to live in 2023.

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